Monday, September 26, 2005

Stop Killing Babies! - [Tim]

[tim's note - you might want to read the previous post first before you read this one]

Bob: Abortion is MURDER!!!! We must make abortion illegal! We must show these feminists that killing babies is not their choice! We have to!

Kim: So you want to make abortion illegal again?

Bob: Of course! We must - justice demands that we stop this horrible killing machine!

Kim: Well, I agree with you that abortion is a terrible thing. But how would you make it illegal again?

Bob: You have to vote for Pro-Life Republicans! Only they can put some God-fearing people back in the Supreme Court and overturn that dreadful Roe vs. Wade decision.

Kim: Um, ok, but how does making abortion illegal again actually accomplish anything? Do you think that will actually stop abortions from happening?

Bob: Of course!

Kim: But isn't smoking pot illegal too? Don't a lot of people still do it though?

Bob: Well, um, I wouldn't know. But we must stop abortion!!!

Kim: Hmm, so even though making abortion illegal wouldn't really stop abortions from happening, you still think that's a worthwhile goal to have? Wouldn't it make more sense to try to encourage individual people not to have abortions?

Bob: Well we do that too! Don't you see the throngs of people picketing the abortion clinics?

Kim: I was thinking more along the lines of some sort of counseling or intervention. Do you really think that intimidating people out of having an abortion is a good idea? Isn't that like trading one kind of evil for another?

Bob: Not at all! Anything that keeps that little baby alive is worth it!

Kim: I'm not saying that you shouldn't try to help, I'm just questioning how you're actually helping.

Bob: Well, were taking America back for God! We're taking a stand! That's what Jesus wants us to do!

Kim: Not that again.

3 Comments:

Blogger Chad said...

I LOVE these things Timbo!

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Tim said...

well thanks! i was inspired (read: pushed over the edge) when i went to a christian concert the other night. there was so many people pushing so much crap from the stage i was about to scream. so instead i wrote :-)

7:20 PM  
Anonymous gordon said...

Nice stuff Tim... You put some of my thoughts in words. Thanks!

Gordon

4:11 PM  

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