Stop Killing Babies! - [Tim]
[tim's note - you might want to read the previous post first before you read this one]
Bob: Abortion is MURDER!!!! We must make abortion illegal! We must show these feminists that killing babies is not their choice! We have to!
Kim: So you want to make abortion illegal again?
Bob: Of course! We must - justice demands that we stop this horrible killing machine!
Kim: Well, I agree with you that abortion is a terrible thing. But how would you make it illegal again?
Bob: You have to vote for Pro-Life Republicans! Only they can put some God-fearing people back in the Supreme Court and overturn that dreadful Roe vs. Wade decision.
Kim: Um, ok, but how does making abortion illegal again actually accomplish anything? Do you think that will actually stop abortions from happening?
Bob: Of course!
Kim: But isn't smoking pot illegal too? Don't a lot of people still do it though?
Bob: Well, um, I wouldn't know. But we must stop abortion!!!
Kim: Hmm, so even though making abortion illegal wouldn't really stop abortions from happening, you still think that's a worthwhile goal to have? Wouldn't it make more sense to try to encourage individual people not to have abortions?
Bob: Well we do that too! Don't you see the throngs of people picketing the abortion clinics?
Kim: I was thinking more along the lines of some sort of counseling or intervention. Do you really think that intimidating people out of having an abortion is a good idea? Isn't that like trading one kind of evil for another?
Bob: Not at all! Anything that keeps that little baby alive is worth it!
Kim: I'm not saying that you shouldn't try to help, I'm just questioning how you're actually helping.
Bob: Well, were taking America back for God! We're taking a stand! That's what Jesus wants us to do!
Kim: Not that again.
Bob: Abortion is MURDER!!!! We must make abortion illegal! We must show these feminists that killing babies is not their choice! We have to!
Kim: So you want to make abortion illegal again?
Bob: Of course! We must - justice demands that we stop this horrible killing machine!
Kim: Well, I agree with you that abortion is a terrible thing. But how would you make it illegal again?
Bob: You have to vote for Pro-Life Republicans! Only they can put some God-fearing people back in the Supreme Court and overturn that dreadful Roe vs. Wade decision.
Kim: Um, ok, but how does making abortion illegal again actually accomplish anything? Do you think that will actually stop abortions from happening?
Bob: Of course!
Kim: But isn't smoking pot illegal too? Don't a lot of people still do it though?
Bob: Well, um, I wouldn't know. But we must stop abortion!!!
Kim: Hmm, so even though making abortion illegal wouldn't really stop abortions from happening, you still think that's a worthwhile goal to have? Wouldn't it make more sense to try to encourage individual people not to have abortions?
Bob: Well we do that too! Don't you see the throngs of people picketing the abortion clinics?
Kim: I was thinking more along the lines of some sort of counseling or intervention. Do you really think that intimidating people out of having an abortion is a good idea? Isn't that like trading one kind of evil for another?
Bob: Not at all! Anything that keeps that little baby alive is worth it!
Kim: I'm not saying that you shouldn't try to help, I'm just questioning how you're actually helping.
Bob: Well, were taking America back for God! We're taking a stand! That's what Jesus wants us to do!
Kim: Not that again.

3 Comments:
I LOVE these things Timbo!
well thanks! i was inspired (read: pushed over the edge) when i went to a christian concert the other night. there was so many people pushing so much crap from the stage i was about to scream. so instead i wrote :-)
Nice stuff Tim... You put some of my thoughts in words. Thanks!
Gordon
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