The Tangled Web We Weave - [Matthew]
I had an idea recently: maybe we should use some popular internet search keywords to draw more visitors to [ping]. But, I wondered, is that really the right thing to do? Would it be misleading?It was then that I simply asked myself "what would Britney Spears, Anna Kournikova, or a group of hot cheerleaders do?" It’s really not as difficult a decision as say, choosing between Cialis® or Viagra®. I mean, once people hear the show, they’re usually excited, as excited as one would be if when they discovered an easy way to get rich quick or lose 15 pounds in 24 hours.
But in the end, I decided to not let my naked ambition get the better of me. I vowed to draw new visitors to [ping] the old fashioned way, by creating entertaining and uplifting content that enriched their lives... and then, once they were enriched, give those visitors free beer, 5% fixed home loans, $50 airline tickets to anywhere in the Continental U.S., discounted Rolexes, the secrets of winning at online poker, and free software.
Oh yeah, and championship albino midget wrestling.
[end ping]
posted by Etcetera at 7:47 PM
4 Comments:
Boy, I'm really feeling you, Matthew. I was just talking to some nice asian girls the other day about how marketing has overtaken the culture. When my wife escorts me to my favorite french hotel, the Paris Hilton, we're bombarded by images of downtown shopping,although everyone, even Pamela Anderson knows there's no money downtown.
I feel like we're in bondage to a system that shouldn't be legal. In fact, it's barely legal now. I just want to be free. iPods have helped a lot.
I shouldn't let such things arouse my passions. I think I just turned 18 shades of red while writing this.
Hey, where are all the albinos?
Matt, Dorsey, it's in times like these I am reminded that I'm in the presence of greatness...
Suggest that due to concerns about copyright, your site is barely legal. That should do it.
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