Tuesday, April 11, 2006

The 411 on 666 - [Matthew]

If you’re familiar with the ‘Mark of the Beast’ and the ‘Number of the Beast’, you should also be aware of these little known facts…

















6.66% - Interest Rate of the Beast


666.blogspot.com - Blog of the Beast

.666 - Batting Average of the Beast

001101100011011000110110 – Number of the Beast in Binary Code

0.0666 - Blood Alcohol Level of the Beast

-…-…-… Number of the Beast in Morse Code

6.66 seconds – 40-Yard Dash Personal Best Record of the Beast

121984165619666 - Online Payment Confirmation Number of the Beast

12 – 44 – 7 – 9 – 666 – 28 - Lotto Numbers of the Beast


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19 Comments:

Blogger Sharon said...

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I am so humbled to be in your presence, oh master of hilariousness.

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Andrew said...

668 - Neighbor of the Beast
667 - The Beast across the street

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Matthew said...

Yes! Andrew, good contributions. I know somebody else has to have others, so come on. Open mic night, here at [ping].

Matthew

PS: Thanks, Sharon.

1:55 PM  
Blogger Sharon said...

$666 - The auto insurance premium of the Beast

3:59 PM  
Anonymous Wayne said...

(666) - area code of The Beast

6.66 feet - the height of The Beast

333 - the number of The Beast's half brother

Beast666@damnation.com - email address of The Beast

x = 6y - (6+6) - Beastly algebra

"Onl!ne Farmasuitcles - only $6.66" - Spam of The Beast

666 - SAT score of The Beast

106.66 - The Beast FM

SickSickSick - How The Beast feels after a hard night of boozing.

Mickey Mouse - Witness relocation program identity of The Beast

10:40 PM  
Blogger Zeke said...

25.806975801127880315188420605149 = The square root of the beast.

2:32 AM  
Blogger Zeke said...

661 = number of the beast after you give one apple to Johnny, two apples to Marsha, and two to Billy...

2:34 AM  
Blogger Zeke said...

999 = the number of the beast when I'm standing on my head.

2:36 AM  
Blogger Zeke said...

666 minutes = the length of the sermon of the beast

2:37 AM  
Blogger Zeke said...

"sickshunduhredandsicksteesicks" = the phonetic of the beast

"six hundred and sixty siiiiiiiiiiiix..." = the ontomonopeia of the defenestration of the beast

OK, I'm done.

2:41 AM  
Blogger Zeke said...

DEVLU PAHAD of the planet Arsenic! = the Jedi name of the Beast

OK, I lied...

2:44 AM  
Blogger jeff said...

June 6, 2006 (6/6/06).

The Beast's 66th birthday???

That's only 54 days away... and 54 divided by '6' is '9', which is not only an upside-down '6', but when united together in unholy union, creates the number '69', which is illegal in some states...

need I say more???

10:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These posts may send you to hell...

6:12 PM  
Blogger Matt From Canada said...

From MoreThan42

6x6+6= 42

10:34 PM  
Blogger dorsey said...

0666 - PIN of the beast

666 channels (and nothing's on) - cable of the beast

6.66 mpg - gas mileage of the beast's SUV

66.6 mpg - gas mileage of the beast's new hybrid

666 toothpicks, definitely 666 toothpicks - Rainman, the savant brother of the beast

11:41 PM  
Blogger Matt From Canada said...

999
The number of the Beast after a round-house kick from Chuck Norris

11:48 AM  
Blogger jeff said...

25.806975801127880315188420605149

The square root of the beast.

3:45 PM  
Anonymous gredaadt said...

The beast will be from the old roman empire. How do I know??

I+V+X+L+C+D=666 then comes M

explained:
1+5+10+50+100+500=666 then comes 1000 (millenial reign of Christ)??

just a thought

11:06 PM  
Blogger dorsey said...

555 - The lesser evil?

1:03 PM  

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