Caption Contest - [Etcetera]
I will get Steve to grant 3 free sins to the person with the best caption for this little gem. Here's my first attempt..."I can only show you the paper. You are the one that must fold it."
- Morpheus
I obviously won't win with that one. Free your mind, stop trying to hit me, and hit me. Give me your best shot. [/Bruce Lee nose wipe and bring it on gesture]
posted by Etcetera at 9:12 AM
24 Comments:
Morpheus says.. " THe concept is intresting and good for a beginner but still you can't get more than a C ( grade )"
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't even think of a comment, I am laughing too hard...
"Do you really think that superior finger dexterity has anything to do with crisp folds, in this place? Do you think that's a paper cut on your finger now? ...hmm."
-Morpheus
"The paper you see is only a mental manifestation of what you think paper really is. Neo, you must remember...there is no paper."
"...and my little people will kick your bird's ass..."
-Morpheus
I got nuthin.
Neo: "Sh*t. I was trying to make a llama."
Morpheus: "This many people will like the next two films as much as this one."
Power at play, It's Showtime
- heartuggs
Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can fold paper?
Morpheus: No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
I can't think of anything, but I used the sins already....is that a problem?
"Sweep the leg!!!!"
neo: "i know oragami"
morpheous: "show me"
neo: "you big cheater! you pulled those people out of your sleeve!"
from Matt from Canada
"Agent Smith multiplies and attacks you. How do you defend yourself?"
"I know Crane-fu"
Neo: Ha! You think that's impressive, Morphy?! ...I think I'll give you the bird.
That's no bird, these are birds...
"Woah"
OK so I've got a few more:
"Good sh*t, huh?"
"Let me give you a piece of advice, when you see a paper doll, you do what we do: Run."
-and the obligatory SW mash-up-
"Hokey religions and paper dolls are no match for a good swan at your side."
Thanks I'm here all week...
Morpheus: Ted?
Neo: Cowboy Curtis?
Morpheus: "In the Matrix, I danced in a chours line."
Neo: "For a while, I worked in a fancy restaurant... wrapping up people's leftovers."
NEO: "This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave them out on the dessert floor for your aunts to eat."
MORPHEUS: "Yah-hah! I have captured you by the short-rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination."
Morpheus:
All your bases are belong to us.
Neo: You think I'm a chump just because I was in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure". You aint seen nothin' yet. Get ready for........ THIS!
Morpheus: Biatch! I was in "Boys N' The Hood" before you ever learned to say "Whoa". I will now proceed to choke you with.... THIS!
Morpheus (Larry Fishburne) was actually in Apocalypse Now when he was a lad. He was the youngest crewman on the Navy boat that took Martin Sheen's character to assasinate Marlin Brando's Colonel Kurtz. I doubt Neo had hair one a'tween when that movie was made.
Zeke, your crisp folds (wrinkles, age, whatever) are showing with that last comment! :p
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