DIY Artsy Book Titles (Part I) - [Matthew]
Yes, you too can create an important-sounding (readers will say 'pretentious, but what do they know?) book title. It's easy. Simply choose one word from the first column and one from the second. Add to that 50,000 or so more words, and you're on your way.PS: for the back of the dust jacket, don't forget: black and white photo of you with your head resting in your hand, looking thoughtfully at the camera. Can't overstate how important this is.
The:
Shepherd’s.....................Daughter
Sharecropper’s...............Bride
Potter’s..........................Son
Soldier’s.........................Widow
Potter’s..........................Son
Soldier’s.........................Widow
What was your title? Sounds pretty classy, huh? I think I smell a bestseller.
Part II coming soon!
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Labels: artsy, author, pretentious

2 Comments:
What's with the teasing of Jim Butcher but having nothing to say about him or his books?
Um... I don't know? Enlighten us, please. I need all the help I can get.
Matthew
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