Friday, January 26, 2007

DIY Artsy Book Titles (Part I) - [Matthew]

Yes, you too can create an important-sounding (readers will say 'pretentious, but what do they know?) book title. It's easy. Simply choose one word from the first column and one from the second. Add to that 50,000 or so more words, and you're on your way.

PS: for the back of the dust jacket, don't forget: black and white photo of you with your head resting in your hand, looking thoughtfully at the camera. Can't overstate how important this is.

The:

Shepherd’s.....................Daughter

Sharecropper’s...............Bride
Potter’s..........................Son
Soldier’s.........................Widow

What was your title? Sounds pretty classy, huh? I think I smell a bestseller.

Part II coming soon!


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2 Comments:

Anonymous Doug in Indiana said...

What's with the teasing of Jim Butcher but having nothing to say about him or his books?

8:16 PM  
Anonymous Matthew said...

Um... I don't know? Enlighten us, please. I need all the help I can get.


Matthew

11:48 PM  

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