Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss! - [Matthew]
Dr. Seuss’s birthday was March 2nd, so this blog entry is late. Then again, so is Dr. Seuss, so who cares?It could be argued that Dr. Seuss contributed more to children’s literature than perhaps any other author (sorry, Franklin W. Dixon). But even a genius of his magnitude doesn’t bat a thousand. How do I know this? Because I recently came across a list of Seuss book ideas, ideas that didn’t make the cut. Check them out below. And if you discover any of your own, please feel free to contribute.
Failed Dr. Seuss Book Titles
- One Drink, Two Drink, Red Drinks, Blue Drinks
- Green Eggs and Crack
- Oh, The Places You’ll Wake Up!
- Barak Obama and the Bumpy, Lumpy Llama
- How The Grinch Stole Yom Kippur
- Mein Kampf
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Labels: Dr. Seuss, silliness, Theodor Geisel
posted by Etcetera at 3:55 PM
7 Comments:
I'm glad these didn't make it:
The cat in the chaps
The cat in the chaps from the back
Yurtle the Turtle Soup
Did I ever tell you how lucky you are, you little brat?
Fox in Crocs
How the Bisque stole Groundhog's Day.
GREEN HAM!!!
My 2 favorites:
Pop on Pop
Mr. Brown Can Poo. Can You?
BROWN HAM!!!
A couple of more that didn't make the list:
The Fox in Detox
Horton Hires a Ho
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