Happy Birthday, Dr. Seuss! - [Matthew]

Dr. Seuss’s birthday was March 2nd, so this blog entry is late. Then again, so is Dr. Seuss, so who cares?

It could be argued that Dr. Seuss contributed more to children’s literature than perhaps any other author (sorry, Franklin W. Dixon). But even a genius of his magnitude doesn’t bat a thousand. How do I know this? Because I recently came across a list of Seuss book ideas, ideas that didn’t make the cut. Check them out below. And if you discover any of your own, please feel free to contribute.


Failed Dr. Seuss Book Titles

- One Drink, Two Drink, Red Drinks, Blue Drinks

- Green Eggs and Crack

- Oh, The Places You’ll Wake Up!

- Barak Obama and the Bumpy, Lumpy Llama

- How The Grinch Stole Yom Kippur

- Mein Kampf


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