The Merry Monk of Monkey Love - [Erik]

It seems that my confession on last week's Etcetera has given many of you the courage to admit that you too have a problem. I know now that I'm not alone in my affinity for robot monkey heads. Thank you to those of you who have contacted me and shared in our common struggle.

As a result of the overwhelming response and obvious need, The Quartermexican and I have started an online support group in the comments for this post to help you overcome your robot monkey head addiction. I pray it will become a place of healing.

What's more, we're proud to announce that world-renowned former monkey lover Charlton Heston will be our spokesman and leader as we seek to put our past behind us and get on with a healthy, well-balanced life free of damn, dirty apes.